our considerate new housemate brought it home without checkin if we'd die with a dog around. ah mi won't for sure *roll-eyes*, he's already bewitched in fact. but... my nose might! it's a kiut furry, flappy eared somekindofaterrier(not sure which) i can't deny. but a dog in an apartment?!
Shyng-a-shong says: (1:20:35 PM)
i don't want it. but i think i'm slowly accepting it. ..
(R) six : thirtyfour says: (1:25:56 PM)
don'ttttttttttt :P
Shyng-a-shong says: (1:30:21 PM)
what to doooo
they both seem eager to keep it. what else can i say wor.........
(R) six : thirtyfour says: (1:31:01 PM)
a dog is a big thing... among housemates
it's diff from stuff like coming home late, blasting music, bringing friends over, wasting water etc.
say u're allergic
say u're traumatized
use your chicken story (XD)
replace with dog
be mafan, be all kinds of mafan, becoz girls are mafan
complain bout your shoes
start with one shoe, then find more problems with the others, and increase volume slowly until the guardhouse can hear u
start noticing stains on the cushions
start noticing marks on your door, blame the dog for scratching
start noticing more things to blame the dog for
make a big drama scene when the dog tries to be friendly with u
stand on the table and scream incoherently
add some hysteria about writing your will
throw plates
saw your broadband cable with a blunt knife
say the dog chewed on it
act like u're concerned that he'd get electrocuted
every small hair u see, tape it on his door with a post-it: "ahem, i think u dropped this"
complain about sticky puddles on the floor
AND another one in the corner
then say u mopped it up liao, can't tahan
bring home a cat and say, sorry the dog'll have to go
(ohh, but then u keep fish hor... hmmm)
wow i suddenly feel very creative (XD)
buy pepper spray, "just in case", and give the dog the evil eye
(oo! talk about the delicious roast dog they have in beijing)
Shyng-a-shong says: (1:47:34 PM)
u kno... what i'd do if i do it my way?
do what i'm already doing. come back, hi-bai, straight to room.
(R) six : thirtyfour says: (1:50:10 PM)
aiyor! that's not doing anything larrrrrrrrrrr
doing Something would be at least cutting out the hi-bye
be more cold than u already are
(then he can consult jamey and jamey can say, now it's your haircut AND the dog)
Shyng-a-shong says: (1:51:32 PM)
and the dog's haircut...
i don't want it. but i think i'm slowly accepting it. ..
(R) six : thirtyfour says: (1:25:56 PM)
don'ttttttttttt :P
Shyng-a-shong says: (1:30:21 PM)
what to doooo
they both seem eager to keep it. what else can i say wor.........
(R) six : thirtyfour says: (1:31:01 PM)
a dog is a big thing... among housemates
it's diff from stuff like coming home late, blasting music, bringing friends over, wasting water etc.
say u're allergic
say u're traumatized
use your chicken story (XD)
replace with dog
be mafan, be all kinds of mafan, becoz girls are mafan
complain bout your shoes
start with one shoe, then find more problems with the others, and increase volume slowly until the guardhouse can hear u
start noticing stains on the cushions
start noticing marks on your door, blame the dog for scratching
start noticing more things to blame the dog for
make a big drama scene when the dog tries to be friendly with u
stand on the table and scream incoherently
add some hysteria about writing your will
throw plates
saw your broadband cable with a blunt knife
say the dog chewed on it
act like u're concerned that he'd get electrocuted
every small hair u see, tape it on his door with a post-it: "ahem, i think u dropped this"
complain about sticky puddles on the floor
AND another one in the corner
then say u mopped it up liao, can't tahan
bring home a cat and say, sorry the dog'll have to go
(ohh, but then u keep fish hor... hmmm)
wow i suddenly feel very creative (XD)
buy pepper spray, "just in case", and give the dog the evil eye
(oo! talk about the delicious roast dog they have in beijing)
Shyng-a-shong says: (1:47:34 PM)
u kno... what i'd do if i do it my way?
do what i'm already doing. come back, hi-bai, straight to room.
(R) six : thirtyfour says: (1:50:10 PM)
aiyor! that's not doing anything larrrrrrrrrrr
doing Something would be at least cutting out the hi-bye
be more cold than u already are
(then he can consult jamey and jamey can say, now it's your haircut AND the dog)
Shyng-a-shong says: (1:51:32 PM)
and the dog's haircut...
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funny peaperr, heh heh.
but agh! honestly i don't mind as long as there's no smell no peepoop in sight no saliva drips no hair sheds no going near my shoe rack no pierce-ear forever barks no tearing up sofas no sudden appearance when i step out of my room once every 2 years and looking at the situa now prolly 5.
so yar.
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